Thursday, November 10, 2011

Nail Polish Adoption?! Why yes, of course!

 Please enjoy the following information about this"charity"? =P

WORLD’S FIRST NAIL POLISH ADOPTION AGENCY: PARENTS NEEDED announces the world’s first adoption drive for in need nail polish, available for U.S. and Canadian applicants.

Every day, thousands of nail polishes are abandoned or abused. They are not sticky or old, they are fine new polishes, stuck on a shelf because they are forgotten or out of season. All they desire is to be used, and maybe taken for a night on the town in return.

“We have so many polishes who need a good family to take them in” said executive director Nikki Smith. “All it takes is filling out an application form describing how you can provide a better life for one of our in need nail polishes. We select the best application and take care of all the expenses, delivering your newly adopted polish directly to your door.”

One current nail polish, Charleston, held back tears well describing his life, “I spent two years of my life stacked in a dark room crammed together with thousands of others just like me,hundreds pressing down on my shoulders at any given time. I’m a shimmer and I have never seen sunlight in my life. Oh and don’t get me started on CND Shellac, I just can’t keep going as long, why would any women want me” he continued.

Please don’t let the agony go on any longer than it has to. The first round of adoptions closes December 31st. Apply to Adopt a Polish at

About Adopt a Polish is a not-for-profit organization funded by the people at Nail Polish Canada. We are grateful they’ve spent the time and money to set us up, but we know they only did it to look like charitable people. They are jerks! All they care about is selling you things. This entire organization was set-up by them to manipulate you.

Don’t worry about us being influenced by them, we cash their cheque, move on with our lives, and get back to saving lives. We would never compromise out ethics by telling you to shop now at and take advantage of free shipping over $29.

As you can see, some lonely, neglected nail polishes are in need of new homes! Will you adopt them? Be the change =P! Haha, I hope you got a kick out of this ladies and gents, good luck to you =]!


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1 comment:

  1. LOl I love this! This is so funny!! I'd love to adopt a polish, but I'll let other women adopt them... I probably won't take care of them well.. :P
    At the last part about their sponsors, I was like "WHY WOULD THEY SAY THAT ABOUT THEIR SPONSORS?!?" Until I found out that they were trying to get you to get to buy their stuff. xD


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